STRAIN

Est. somewhere between a Dead show parking lot and right now

Strain GE

A narrative universe built from genetics, terpenes, and the kind of lore breeders whisper but never write down.

Don't tell Leah —
Don't tell Bri.

If it hits the timeline, it dies.

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The Door / Exhibit 0

OG Kush
Kenny

CHARACTER FILE — 001

OG Kush
Kenny

OG Kush — Hybrid // LA, 1990s

MYRCENE

LIMONENE

CARYOPHYLLENE

Kenny is the gravity at the center of everything — the guy you're standing next to before you realize he's the reason the whole room got heavier. LA royalty by lineage, 90s by disposition. He doesn't start stories; he already is them.

The OG in his name isn't bragging. It's a warning. Everything that came after — the whole network, the annual ritual, the oath, the goat — started with Kenny not going home when he should have.

What he doesn't know: Sour Diesel Dave is his cousin. What the audience doesn't know yet: that not knowing is the whole plot.

Status

ACTIVE

Location

CLASSIFIED

Lineage

OG KUSH

Known Associates

THE SEVEN

The Psilocybin Seven + Associates

The
Network

002

Laughing Buddha

Laughing Buddha — Sativa

He sees the joke before anyone tells it. Probably because he wrote it. Resident philosopher. Too wise to be harmless.

Council Seat

003

Sour Diesel Dave

Sour Diesel — Sativa

Went through a mycorrhizal portal during a bachelor trip and hasn't been seen since. Was engaged to Leah. These facts are related.

Missing / Portal

004

Leah LemonHaze

Lemon Haze — Sativa Hybrid

Bright, sharp, quietly building a case. The crew celebrated Dave's disappearance anniversary without telling her. She found out. She has a plan.

Do Not Tell

005

Ibogaine

Ibogaine — Psychedelic

Not a cannabis strain. Doesn't care. Her jurisdiction is ancestral visions, lineage confrontation, and the truths you were hoping to avoid. She kept Kenny behind on purpose.

Ancestral Vision

006

Peyote Cookies

Peyote Cookies — Hybrid

The operative. Leah called in a favor. The Republican National Convention called it a "catering incident." The world called it live television.

RNC Incident

007

Wendy WhiteWidow

White Widow — Hybrid

Has seen things. Does not discuss things. Gives you a look that means she already knew and decided not to warn you. Reasons unclear.

Active

008

Desi Cartes

Descartes-inspired — Philosophical

I think, therefore I am a problem. The crew's designated epistemology consultant. Nobody asked for this role. Desi doesn't care.

Active

009

Carl the Goat

Unknown Genetics — Goat

No one knows how he got here. No one is asking. He was at the hotel. He was at the RNC. He has a look on his face. Carl is snitching. Nobody can prove it.

Witness / Snitch Risk

010

Chemdawg

Chemdawg — Hybrid

Grandmother of both Kenny and Dave. They've been feuding without knowing they're cousins. She traded seeds at a Dead show in 1991 and started something she's only now finishing. Enters conversations three levels deep.

Origin Point

StrainGE Files — Living Docuseries

The
Exhibits

Every track is a timestamped artifact. Every visual, remix, skit, animation, or meme can become canon. Songs are evidence. The myth builds itself.

Exhibit A

The Bachelor Trip

Annual secret anniversary gathering. The oath was simple. The oath did not hold.

Open

Exhibit B

The Blip

When reality flexes and the timeline twitches. You feel it in your teeth first.

Open

Exhibit C

The RNC Incident

The wrong hotel got dosed. The world watched. The Football named Peyote Cookies.

Classified

Exhibit D

The Mycorrhizal Portal

Sour Diesel Dave went in on a bachelor trip. Story of what happened to him remains unwritten. Which means it's still happening.

Developing

Exhibit E

Divine Rights Management

Gods suing each other over IP theft of mythology. Originated at Ishtar's Lounge. The bar crawl has receipts.

Developing

Exhibit F

The Hotel Room

Kenny meets Chemdawg via Ibogaine's setup. Architecture is built. The scene hasn't been written yet.

Developing

Community / How to Participate

Make an
Exhibit

You don't need permission. If you can see the scene in your head, you can build an exhibit. Post it anywhere. Tag it. We canonize the best ones weekly.

🎬

Film It

Music video, edit, animation, documentary reenactment, fake news segment. C-SPAN parody encouraged.

🎙️

Voice It

Character reads, alternate genre remixes, commentary, reaction, full performance. Be a character.

🎨

Draw It

Meme pack, character posters, visualizer, evidence board, prop design. Exhibit A PDFs. Whatever you see.

📋

Document It

Fake case files, timeline reconstructions, witness testimony, redacted briefs. The mythology needs archivists.